Excuse my absence…

…but my computer is on some shit and is not allowing me to utilize certain things for whatever reason. Like it won’t allow me to post pics or click on certain key buttons. Bah! So my next couple of posts won’t have any pics, but anyway, is it me or is today’s cereal no where as good as it was when we was growing up?

I think my rug is alive…

So I put this rug down the other day to keep my carpet from getting totally messed up from all the walking and whatever else. The rug covers a good amount of space and ends right at the opening of my closet. The first day I had put it down, it was fine. It laid perfectly flat. I was happy.

I get up and go to my closet the next day, and there is a hump in the carpet stopping the closet door from opening. I didn’t think nothing of it, stepped on it to flatten it out and opened the door and did what I had to do. The following day, the same thing happened. This time I had decided to pull the rug from the other side to even it out.

It’s been a week now, and the damn rug keeps bulging up, and sliding towards the closet.

You ever got so high, WORDS just didn’t sound right?!

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I was sitting with a friend one day, and some how or another I made a comment about “How Observative…” this person was.

For real, we sat there for a good 45 minutes trying to figure out, put together, break it down and use it in a sentence… all to see if this was a real word! Googled it, looked for definitions and everything. Funny thing is, we found a few on line (of course), and now that I type it in this post, there is a red line under it. Meaning the computer realizes that something just ain’t right here.

Have you ever had this happen? What words caught you? 

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Why is it that all the GIANT Movie monsters move in slow motion???

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We are gonna be unprepared like a MuthaF**Ker is we really believe these giant shits really move at no faster than 5mph!!!

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If you knew you could do anything for a day… What would you do?

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Hmmm? Let me think… as I sit here and watch this “Amazing Spider Man” movie, medicated of course, I am having a burst of ideas. Something different… I’d say for 24 hours, my day would consist of this: For every different hour, which is 24, I will get you use the powers of 24 of my favorite comic book characters. An hour at a time.

I mean for a moment… can you really imagine the guts it takes to not only climb the heights he does, but jumping, free falling and SWINGING on his own body weight thru the air at speeds I wouldn’t dare to test out in no kind of vehicle. Until I learn to teleport at will, bu that’s a completely different thought all together. Imagine being able to walk along and touch that school gym ceiling. Jumping xx amount of feet in the air on that skateboard, on the court, or roller blades, or maybe just jumping for the sake of jumping.

I’d have to get back to you later as far as my 24 characters goes… hell, Idunno if I even have 24

 

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