If I would have known THEN, what I know NOW…

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By the time this movie came out, I may have smoked maybe one time… but now that I know all that I know, and am watching “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle” for the first time medicated… this movie is three times as funny as it was when I saw it sober.

 

What are some other good movies to watch while you kick back and smoke one?

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Excuse my absence…

…but my computer is on some shit and is not allowing me to utilize certain things for whatever reason. Like it won’t allow me to post pics or click on certain key buttons. Bah! So my next couple of posts won’t have any pics, but anyway, is it me or is today’s cereal no where as good as it was when we was growing up?

I think my rug is alive…

So I put this rug down the other day to keep my carpet from getting totally messed up from all the walking and whatever else. The rug covers a good amount of space and ends right at the opening of my closet. The first day I had put it down, it was fine. It laid perfectly flat. I was happy.

I get up and go to my closet the next day, and there is a hump in the carpet stopping the closet door from opening. I didn’t think nothing of it, stepped on it to flatten it out and opened the door and did what I had to do. The following day, the same thing happened. This time I had decided to pull the rug from the other side to even it out.

It’s been a week now, and the damn rug keeps bulging up, and sliding towards the closet.

I don’t know which I like more…

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Smoking alone or with friends….?

There is a certain kind of clarity that can be achieved when one is left to himself to consort. Smoking alone shows you bits and pieces of yourself that you may not have been aware of. Your thoughts are more clearer, you tend to be able to see things from other perspectives, your learn to consider all available options, and think on other levels. Your ideas are more profound, you handle situations with a more direct approach.

Smoking with friends… well it really depends on who you are smoking with, but smoking with people around you are able to pick up on their energy and sync, then the world just seems like a better place. You realize just how awesome the moment is, and better still how good it feels to be able to share it with your peoples.

Then you have those rare times when you smoke and are feeling good, then someone… doing something, or saying some wild shit, totally kills your buzz. I don’t know about you but the first words that go thru my head are… “I don’t believe this shit is happening!” then I check my watch to see just how long I was high.

It happens. I guess each setting has it’s benefits and works well either way, as long as you are smoking, right?! Right!

You ever got so high, WORDS just didn’t sound right?!

Thinking

I was sitting with a friend one day, and some how or another I made a comment about “How Observative…” this person was.

For real, we sat there for a good 45 minutes trying to figure out, put together, break it down and use it in a sentence… all to see if this was a real word! Googled it, looked for definitions and everything. Funny thing is, we found a few on line (of course), and now that I type it in this post, there is a red line under it. Meaning the computer realizes that something just ain’t right here.

Have you ever had this happen? What words caught you? 

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Why is it that all the GIANT Movie monsters move in slow motion???

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We are gonna be unprepared like a MuthaF**Ker is we really believe these giant shits really move at no faster than 5mph!!!

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I just had a SGAT sandwich…

Munchies

What is a SGaT sandwich you ask?

Simple…

It ‘Sounded Good at the Time’!

Nothing too crazy. Surely not like the pic I have posted, but you can tell somebody was going thru it. It was ground beef that I had made earlier to go with some noodles, but never got around to it… and I added the ground beef to some cheese eggs. Put some Ketchup and Mayo on two slices of bread and pow! Instant midnight snack

And it was delicious!

Even washed it down with a Redd’s Strawberrry ale. 

I know I have asked this before, didn’t get a response then… hoping I get a response now. What are some crazy food combinations you have put together, driven by having a case of the munchies?

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